Showing posts with label stuff. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stuff. Show all posts

Monday, December 15, 2008

excuses, excuses, excuses

I had meant to blog Friday night, but while I was out running errands Friday afternoon, Dan was calling his parents and arranging a date with me for Saturday afternoon. When I got home, I discovered that they'd agreed to keep SuperCat for the afternoon and that we'd be able to spend several hours together.

How can a girl turn down a date with the best guy in the world?

I couldn't.

And so Friday night, instead of writing, I did a lot of the things I had planned to do Saturday morning like: clean the kitchen, and work on Christmas crafts. I was still behind when I finished, but I was behind when I started, so I think it all evened out somehow.

Saturday morning we took Supercat to her grandparents, where she stayed to help them decorate their massive fresh-from-the-snowy-forest Christmas tree and we left for lunch. There are a large handful of restaurants in their little town, but since I don't eat wheat, most were out of the question. We settled on Chili's.

Normally, I prefer non-chain restaurants, and I honestly didn't think Chili's had anything I'd be able to eat, and had already mentally decided on a plain salad (sigh), but once inside, was really surprised. First, they have a menu specifically for Celiacs, which changes frequently and how awesome was that? Second, they describe on the menu what needs to be done to tweak regular menu items so that they can be made safe. They did all of the hard work ahead of time.

For example: I know that croutons have wheat in them, so it's easy to ask for them to be left off, but if the waitstaff isn't well informed, it's difficult to figure out if say, the veggies are dusted with seasoning that has flour, or exactly what the salmon is crusted with. Instead, the waiter was super helpful, answered every question knowledgeably, and as a result we had a stress-free, leisurely meal. Here's Chili's allergen menu(^) (alert: it's a .pdf file), in case you ever wondered what people with food allergies do when they go out to eat.

The service and the food were both great. I had a salad, a steak and veggies, which were all prepared the way I had asked. Dan had the habanero ribs.

We split a frosty chocolate milkshake for dessert and laughed and talked about html standards and and funky conspiracy theories.

We talked about a port knocking application that showed up on my phone's marketplace. I always laugh when I hear the words, cause they sound vaguely obscene. What it really is: remotely opening external ports on a firewall by making connection attempts on certain closed ports. It's the computer geek version of knocking shave and a haircut to gain entry into the all-boys club. Enabling port knocking prevents hackers from getting in easily, because they can't knock on just one port (door) to get in. They have to knock on several to enter just one, and it has to be in the right sequence.

I also always giggle when he mentions "IPTables", the firewall in the Linux operating system, but which to me sounds like the sorts of names Bart makes up when he prank calls Moe's Tavern on The Simpsons. From the episode Some Enchanted Evening:

Moe: Moe's Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check... [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an "Alcoholic" here? [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute...[to phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill ya!

IPTables reminds me of that. I need to grow up.

I took pictures of him while we chatted and ate. He doesn't always want his picture taken, but he's usually a pretty good sport about it:


Don't go toward the light! You'll miss lunch!


He finally gives in to the picture taking

After lunch... well, the small town where his parents live is just that: small. Not much to do, but we were committed to staying out for the several hours we'd booked, so we ended up at Wal*Mart, picking up a few small things, looking at all the electronic gadgetry, and marveling at the zillion-and-one flashy Christmas decorations. We made fun of the truly horrible Bratz Dolls (it looks like they are going away in January, don't cha know?(^), and saw what was new in sporting goods. We tried to find wooden skewers (they were out) and did find a new coffee maker to replace the old, busted coffee maker, and so on until it was time to check out and go get the SuperCat.

When we got there, SuperCat was so excited! She'd had a great time helping with the tree, and she had done a very good job. On the way home, she fell asleep, tuckered out.

We were happy, too. It's important to spend alone time together once in a while, even if it's just to walk around Wal*Mart and look at stationary and talk and pick out new coffee makers.

So that was Saturday.

Sunday I sewed. I sewed and sewed and sewed, mostly by hand, mostly small dolls for small doll houses for Christmas. I'd take pictures, but it's late and I'm tired and the light is bad.

I absolutely positively will tomorrow.

In the meantime, here's a picture of the parking lot at Target I took tonight while Dan ran in. It was 3 degrees below zero, and just starting to snow (again).

It felt bleak and dismal.


It looks like the set from Alien.
You know, when they're on the planet and find the alien for the first time?


Namaste.
Current Mood: Photobucket(freezing)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Quizzy Quiz

The Large Hadron Collider *pops* went online less than an hour ago, and contrary to the wacky beliefs of some, we're all still here.
Whew.
For what it's worth.

So, the destruction of Earth safely delayed for the time being, I present another in a never ending series of of those interminable quiz thingies that circulate on The Tubes.

So let's get to it, folks.

Do you sing in the car? Yes. To disco music. Really loud, too. With hand gestures at stoplights. Srsly.

Dance in the shower? good heavens, no.

Ever use a gun? As in “to shoot”, or to hold up a table leg, or what? To shoot, yes.

Last time you got a picture taken from a photographer? my wedding, i think.

Are musicals cheesy? yes. that does not make them bad, though. Cheesy is good.

Is Christmas stressful? Yes, inherently so.

Favorite type of fruit pie? pecan... no, cherry... wait. chess. Ummm... Is there “bad” pie?

What did you want to be as a kid? a paleontologist.

Do you believe in ghosts? No. Do they believe in me?

Ever have a déja-vu feeling? Once. i dreamed one night about going somewhere i was going the next day.

Take daily vitamins? Yes, sometimes. So i guess that makes that a “no”, since i don't take them daily, But when i do, i take the kind that are meant to be taken daily, so... what was the question again?

Wear slippers? Own them. But i conveniently forget to wear them most of the time because i like the feeling of bare feet.

Wear a bathrobe? Sometimes

What do you wear to bed? My favorite is a spaghetti strap gown made of gray tee-shirt material with tiny blue flowers.

First concert? i don't recall. i want to say The Police, but i'm not 100% sure. The early 80's were a heady time. i can't be expected to remember most of it.

Walmart, Target, or K-Mart? Wal*Mart usually. Target occasionally. K-Mart never; it's too creepy. The fluorescent lights flicker and give me a headache, and the way K-Mart employees look at you when you come in. I'm not saying for sure, but they may be zombies. Or something.

Nike or Adidas? Chuck Taylor Converse high tops.

Fritos or Cheetos? Neither.

Corn nuts or Sunflower Seeds? Sunflower seeds. Corn Nuts are nasty and very hard on teeth.

Have you ever chosen a boy/girl over a friend? i wouldn't allow anyone to put me in the position to have to do so. No one's ever tried, though.

Ever take dance lessons? No. Well, ballet lessons when i was little.

Can you curl your tongue? No. i have the other kind of tongue (the ability to do that or not is genetic, don't you know).

Ever won a spelling bee? No. i don't recall even ever being part of one.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy? Yes, at my wedding. When my children were born. That's about it.

Own any records or record player? Bought a record this week. Do not own a record player. Is that great planning, or what?

Regularly burn incense? No, but i like it. i have a bird, though, and she doesn't.

Who would you like to see in concert? Morrissey. And the Talking Heads. And the Pogues. And the Pixies. Pretty much everyone else is either dead or Ive already seen them, or both.

Ever been in-love? Yes.

Hot tea or iced-tea? Both are great, but i prefer iced on a daily basis.

Tea or coffee? Tea. i really don't like coffee without unhealthy amounts of sugar and cream.

Favorite kind of cookie? Chocolate Chip.

Can you swim well? Yes. i love to swim.

Can you hold your breath without manually holding your nose? Yes.

Are you patient? Hmmmmm. For some things, yes. For others, no.

Ever won a contest? Yes.

Ever have plastic surgery? No, but i'd like to. There are three kinds of women. Those who have had plastic surgery, those who would like to have plastic surgery, and those who lie about the first two. i have never met a woman who wouldn't like to “improve” something about her body. Sexist? Ya, probably. That doesn't negate the truthiness of it, though.

Which are better, black or green olives? i love them both, but probably black edges out green by just a bit.

Can you knit or crochet? Both. i'm better at crochet.

Best room for a fireplace? The living room, i think. i love a fire in the fireplace while sitting on the sofa with the lights out, looking out the window at the snow.

What is the best way to show affection? Ummmm...

Would you rather do without your cell phone or your car? Cell phone.

Do you have any regrets? Yes, but most of them involve not doing things sooner. i strive to not ever regret things that i have actually done.

Did you do well in high school? Meh, Could have done better. Could have done worse. I enjoyed myself, so that counts for a lot, IMO.

Do you still talk to people from high school? One. There are two people i'd like to find, but wouldn't know where to look.

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

One Word Answers

1. Where is your cell phone? charger
2. Your significant other? Daniel
3. Your hair? black
4. Your daughter? several
5. Your son? none
6. Your favorite thing? family
7. Your dream last night? vacation
8. Your favorite drink? tea
9. Your goal? happiness
10. The room you’re in? living
11. Your church? UU
12. Your fear? illness
13. Where do you want to be in 6 years? home
14. Where were you last night? here
15. What you’re not? relaxed
16. Muffins? forbidden
17. One of your wish list items?
18. Where you grew up? California
19. The last thing you did? rebooted
20. What are you wearing? dress
21. Your TV? on
22. Your pets? beautiful
23. Your computer? Linux
24. Your life? confusing.
25. Your mood? questioning
26. Missing someone? always
27. Your car? big
28. Something you’re not wearing? pants
29. Favorite store? none
30. Your summer? slow
31. Like (love) someone? lots
32. Your favorite color? cobalt
33. Last time you laughed? today
34. Last time you cried? days
35. Who will repost this? you!

Friday, June 27, 2008

List of fives

What are five things on your to-do list for this week?
1. call the abattoir and ask about game dressing details. (done)
2. call "doggie daycare" and make an appointment for the hound while we're on vacation. (done)
3. clean/wash/cook/scrub/repe
at as needed ad infinitum (always in process)
4. craft a bit, probably clay & maybe some sewing. (partially done, always in progress)
5. find dresses for vacation (done)

What are five snacks you enjoy?
1. Chex mix. we make it with Rice Chex only, plus nuts. Awesome.
2. fruit smoothies that I make at home.
3. a frozen, chocolate-covered banana (aka monkey tails). They remind me of going to DisneyLand when I was little.
4. rocky road ice cream. i don't otherwise like ice cream, but love rocky road.
5. Anything chocolate. Golly, is there anything it can't do?

What are five things you would do if you were a billionaire?
1. build a large (but not huge) house that was as "green" as possible in as remote an area as possible.
2. travel extensively.
3. create... spend time on art and reading.
4. endow many, many scholarships for needy students.
5. can't think of anything else. spend it frivolously, probably.

What are five of your worst traits?
1. stay up too late a lot of the time
2. don't always finish projects before i start a new one (but only sometimes)
3. too shy by far
4. worry too much
5. know-it-all-ism (but only sometimes)

What are five places where you have lived?
1. North Carolina
2. California
3. Tennessee
4. South Carolina
5. West Virginia

What are five jobs you’ve had?
1. waitress
2. bartender
3. wife
4. mother
5. writer